PinoBatch is an occasionally active, well-liked commenter. He's responsible for a comment history search engine.

When Meme Genius Wannabe announced a short-lived fan comic based on C&H in comments to #4364, Pino began to nail down details of his character so that portrayals could remain on-model:

Until April 2017, every new Twitter account's avatar was an egg.[1] I only hatched halfway,[1] with my head and arms popping out. Here's a front view, and here's how I walk. The button in the middle of my face extends into a peg a few inches long for hanging things that I'm carrying. I can push it out by tensing my facial muscles, or it'll pop out on its own if I sneeze (and I tend to sneeze if I try to lie to someone), until I push it back in with my finger. In other words, I'm roughly a cross between Pinocchio and the Weebles, though less nightmare-inducing than the video for "Prison Sex" by Tool.[2]
Points of role-playing: I have called Pinocchio "my prototype". (#4485)
As for personality: Others in the comment section have expressed that my comments are by far "the most intelligent".[3] When others are "shitposting", often only to increase a comic's comment count, I hold my tongue. Sometimes I'll overanalyze the physical laws and cultural norms implied by a comic, but from my point of view, exploring the worldbuilding only helps us understand the motivations of the characters.
As for how to play me for laughs or drama: I might give a serious response to a sarcastic remark, or I might miss a pop culture allusion. (This doesn't make my nose pop out.)

Some further details were explored in Cireclinlin #gamedev, resulting in a slight retcon of the "hatching" thing.

Other users with a similar gimmick of intelligently exploring the ramifications of the situation include Astrophysicist (at least his early comments).



  1. "Why Your Twitter Profile Picture is More Important Than You Thought". Portent, 2012-02-14. Accessed 2016-07-20.
  2. Joe Clark. "The Yearwood of listening dangerously or Out of thin air". 1994. Revised 1999-06-20. Accessed 2016-07-20.
  3. Cteklite's comment to #4361